Roses are red
Violets are blue
Naughty or nice
This pillow’s for you!
Put your head on my pillow and you can ask me anything.
No really, I’m a pillow slut.
No really, why?
Because sometimes pillow talk
is all you need.
I don’t get it.
What’s the pillow for?
It’s so we can put our heads on it and have a nice little intimate chat.
(Can I smack your forehead now?)
Can I really ask you anything I want?
Yes. And I will do my best to answer. But remember that my knowledge of
psychoneuroendocrinology and intergalactic quantum particle theory goes only so far.
How/where can I ask a question?
Fill out the private contact form or post publicly in the comments below.
Do I need to sign in, or can I be anonymous?
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