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Images are free to reuse and share.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picture14.png</image:loc><image:title>Top ten</image:title><image:caption>The top ten things you will discover TMarie going on about on unfunnyme.com.  Herself, her other-self, those freaish bellhops and - well seven more things,</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picture12.png</image:loc><image:title>Flop Shop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picture11.png</image:loc><image:title>fictionary</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picture9.png</image:loc><image:title>Insta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LIFT</image:title><image:caption>Design work for LIFT a grassroots effort to make the military family TIME's next  person of the year and bridge the gap between military and civilian worlds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wpus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We Plan U Save</image:title><image:caption>An early attempt at freelance design. U Chef was cute and my hokey British accent was hysterical. See the video here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/portfolio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portfolio</image:title><image:caption>Portfolio a selection of logos and graphics by TMarie. All rights reserved.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/roses-for-rose1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roses for Rose</image:title><image:caption>Roses for Rose: a collection of roses created by TMarie. 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Get TMI from TMarie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/awkward.png</image:loc><image:title>Fifty Shades of UnfunnyMe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-05T13:39:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unfunnyme.com/2012/03/20/fish-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fishy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fishy Story</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fishy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HUGE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who Knew?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-23T16:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unfunnyme.com/2012/02/05/the-hot-dog-and-the-bun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hotdog.png</image:loc><image:title>The Hot Dog and the Bun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T19:00:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unfunnyme.com/2012/01/25/tmarie-and-a-bitch-named-steve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tmarie.png</image:loc><image:title>A Bitch Named Steve</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Bitch Named 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Birthday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T18:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unfunnyme.com/2011/03/17/get-your-potty-humor-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/potty.png</image:loc><image:title>Gey Your Potty Humor Here</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/potty_humor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Get your potty humor here!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/potty_humor1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potty_humor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T18:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unfunnyme.com/2011/03/10/save-energy-dont-smile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unfunnyme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/energy.png</image:loc><image:title>Save Energy…Don’t 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